Mr. Skin

Courtney Hansen

Good God in Heaven. This may be the perfect woman. Not only does she have a smoking hot body and a face that only a fruit-loop would criticize, but she’s also the automotive advice columnist for FHM magazine. She can slap me in the ass with a serpentine belt and inspect my master cylinder anyday. She can even tap my solenoid with a screwdriver to make sure the starter’s working properly. Okay, that last sentence might have been a little vague. But just thinking about her sweet ass makes me wonder if a high-performance synthetic engine oil would make for a decent sex-lube. If it does, they should call it Castrol-Glide…

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